Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah. Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays. Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room. Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.' Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says `kem chho?'
The other candidate answers.. 'ek dam majama' :D
Friday, March 21, 2008
Akbar-Naama: A day in the life of Jalaluddin Akbar :D
5:00 am Woke up to the first rays of the sun. To my surprise, I found myself in bed with Abul Fazal. Don’t know how this happened –I distinctly remember asking for directions to Abu Begum’s quarters.5:30 am: Bare-chested sword play in front of the harem. What makes it totally cool is that I did not even have an actual steel sword. Yep I am naughty in the mornings.
6:30 am: Nothing better than to start the day off by taming a wild elephant. And oh boy did this one shake its trunk and almost flattened me twice with its huge feet before I could grab it by the tusk. But then the page-boy tells me I have made yet another mistake. Instead of going to the pit, I had wandered into the courtyard of one of my most senior wives, who seems to have been pissed off with me for some reason.
Damn. Two mistakes and its not yet 7 am.
Note to self: No opium shots in the morning.
8 am: Meeting with Raja Haldiram after refreshing bath. He wants the same damn thing: matrimonial alliance. To be honest, the girl looked very “Diwan-e-aam”. I of course like “Diwan-e-khaas”. Convinced him I have way too many wives already. Seemed a bit insulted. Gave him the honorary title of Bhujiawala.
10 am: Threw some fool down from the roof head-first. Don’t even remember why. Must have lost my head or something. Will present the standard Mughal compensation package: petrol pump to son and harem-pass to widow. Yeah I know I have many wives. But what to do—the good of the subject is always the most important.
11 am: Have to tell Birbal, for the zillionth time, not to send PJs as SMSs. This guy has the lamest sense of humor and keeps recycling jokes from Mullah Naseeruddin, Tenali Rama, Gopal Bhand and Sekhar Suman and passing them off as his own.
11: 15 am: Lunch with wife No 296. Kept on nagging about how I do not give her any special attention. Nag nag nag.
12 pm Sleepy: Didnt help having a meeting with a bunch of hysteric Rajputs who kept saying I had married my son’s wife. That’s what I think they said, claiming that the whole clan has been insulted and that they would boycott something or the other.
Note to self: I do have too many wives.
2 pm: Woke up after power nap. Music auditions for court musician. Today’s idols: Dilip Sen, Sameer Sen and Tan Sen. SMS voting has opened. Celebrity judge for today: living legend Dev Anand, my grandfather Babur’s favorite actor.
3 pm: Announced budget. Jeziya tax has been repealed. However I have put a cess on kumkum and agarbatti, removed a 10% tax flat tax on corrugated roofing and put additional tariffs on cell phones and elephant manure. Why screw Hindus only when you can screw everybody ! I am sure the Ranathambore and Mewar guys will call my budget “anti-people” but then what’s new about that !
4 pm: Trouble ! The ambassador of Bengal informed me that the entire state will rebel if Sourav Ganguly is not selected in the one day team. Got into a shouting match and at the end the Bengali ambassador said something that sounded like “Boka Jodhaa Akbar”. My advisors told me it’s just the ambassador wishing me and my wife good health.
5 pm: Some new qawwal. What a heavenly voice. What lovely lyrics: “I love you Sayoni. Koi shaq? What’s up?” I think I can get rid of Faizi.
6 pm: Problems. Seems there has been bird flu that has made chickens poisonous to eat. Demand for chickens down. I suggested we organize a grand feast, free of cost, serve exclusively chicken dishes and get demand up again. All my Navratans laughed at me saying that the idea was ridiculous, the “free feast” would set of alarm bells about the provenance of the free chickens and the whole event would be flop. Well guess who is laughing now.
7 pm: Debriefing with Maham Anga. I am seriously getting sick of this lady being the actual power behind the throne and me being just a puppet. I pretend not to hear when some of the servant girls whisper “Manmohan Singh” as I pass by.
8 pm: With wife No 264. The whole rigmarole of “Kya aap hume mohabbat kartein hain?” begins.
Married life I tell you.
[Disclaimer: No disrespect to any historic character, living or dead]
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Kavi ki Kalpana-Song review-Maula mere
FoLks,
i was listening this song from Anwar (Maula mere..Maula mere) and i was thinking about its line so there was some disturbance in the devil part of my mind so i came out with this review..which is quite thought provoking..
Kavi kahta hai ki
aankhein teri, kitni haseenki inka aashiq, mein ban gaya hoonmujhko basa le, inme tu..
now folks, see the 'kavi ki kalpana'...aakhen hai haseen and basaa le mujhy inme tu...now tell me what if gal is blind then where gal will keep her lover?...if she is wearing glass then? ..suggestions invited..
aage kavi kahta hai...
mujhse yeh har ghadi, mere lab kaheteri hi ho sab guftagoo
bole to there is nothing like project and reporting manager in this world to whom he talks!
baatein teri itni haseen, mein yaad inko jab karta hoonphoolon si aaye, khusboo..
baaton se khusboo??? see the out-of-world imagination!!!..even the gal would be laughing on this dude..
Rakh loon chhupa ke mein kahin tujhkosaaya bhi tera na main doon.....
(see the posessivness of this dude..gal will sure run away after watching his face 24 hrs :D )
julfen teri, itni ghanidekh ke inko, yeh sochta hoonsaaye me, inke mein jiyoon
(what is gal is having dandruff in her hairs??...will he still live with her hairs on his face all times? ..btw we need a house to live...imagin the guy sitting with gal's hair on his face all time..hilarious)
Have a nice time folks!
Rise of Bakras on V day..!!!
Friends,
After going through the recent trends, an usual thought came in to my mind that why always guys pay or spend money on valentine day. hope many of you notice that its always guy who buy flowers,gifts, archies stuff for the gals this day who only flattered after getting these stuff and just giggle but when it comes their turn they hardly open their purse ;)
at the end only guys endup becoming a 'bakra'.
when that time will come when,
1) guy will give a miss call and gal will call up ;)
2) guy wen will wake up only to find that he got N numbers of missed calls and GM/GE mszs
3) Gal will open their purse without even looking at guy in restaurents
4) guys will get gifts and only giggle after getting roses from gals on V day or rose day.
p.s. i am not against gals but these are just random thoughts :P
have a nice time!
After going through the recent trends, an usual thought came in to my mind that why always guys pay or spend money on valentine day. hope many of you notice that its always guy who buy flowers,gifts, archies stuff for the gals this day who only flattered after getting these stuff and just giggle but when it comes their turn they hardly open their purse ;)
at the end only guys endup becoming a 'bakra'.
when that time will come when,
1) guy will give a miss call and gal will call up ;)
2) guy wen will wake up only to find that he got N numbers of missed calls and GM/GE mszs
3) Gal will open their purse without even looking at guy in restaurents
4) guys will get gifts and only giggle after getting roses from gals on V day or rose day.
p.s. i am not against gals but these are just random thoughts :P
have a nice time!
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Weekend blues...
This is saturday again.. another weekend of boredom...initially wen i joined ..there was always a wait for weekend..eagerness to enjoy life and having all fun and stuff....but now a strange feeling comes every friday that "again weekend??" and thinking of ways to spend it anyhow...last week was totally free week..no wrk at all and on friday i was feeling like i am on bench (out of project condition in IT industry...in other words, doing nothing except surfing net, chatting and having tea and warming the chair all day)...todayi was just warning bed till 2 :) doing usual things like talking to roomate, reading newspapers and calling frnds..then had brush and lunch and straight come to net to have small chitchats with onlin frnds...but very few were online..just one or two..now i am thinking of ways to spend my eve...may be i will end up on net only :( ...me and my roomie is planning for movie tommorow..see what happens next..
over and out..
Have a good time folks!
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Winter Office Excuses :)
Dear FoLkS,
Today Gurgaon was under heavy fog and trust me nothing is visible after 45-50 meters, may be less apart from drastic fall in temprature. thanks to heavy snow in Shimla and Himachal area (around 3-4 degree in morning..may be less ;)). so i was not in mood to go office (today was sunday as well!!) as in that case i will have to leave my cozy and warm quilt and warm room thanks to the heater. so, i was thinking how can i escape going to office in future..i got few brilliant ideas:
1) "Sir!".."yeah tell me my dear reportee"..."Sir! all water froze!!! i cant brush! or forget bath cant even wash mouth..cant even go to bathroom..i need leave!!!" "eh huh... (what the hell this stupid is tellin)..well..fine my dear reportee.. enjoyy!" "Kewl (hehehe)"
2) "Sir!".."yes my dear reportee"...."Sir! i visibility is just 40 meter..what i will do after riding bike 40meters (offcourse after that nothing is visible ;))?????" "eh! really?? (scratching head..thinking about world after 40m)...ok ok ..take leave" "thanks Sir! (hehehe that was easy one)"..
..
well..i am eager to know about more wackiest ideas and excuses for such situation..anybody interested to tell then pls comment ;)
have a nice time!
Today Gurgaon was under heavy fog and trust me nothing is visible after 45-50 meters, may be less apart from drastic fall in temprature. thanks to heavy snow in Shimla and Himachal area (around 3-4 degree in morning..may be less ;)). so i was not in mood to go office (today was sunday as well!!) as in that case i will have to leave my cozy and warm quilt and warm room thanks to the heater. so, i was thinking how can i escape going to office in future..i got few brilliant ideas:
1) "Sir!".."yeah tell me my dear reportee"..."Sir! all water froze!!! i cant brush! or forget bath cant even wash mouth..cant even go to bathroom..i need leave!!!" "eh huh... (what the hell this stupid is tellin)..well..fine my dear reportee.. enjoyy!" "Kewl (hehehe)"
2) "Sir!".."yes my dear reportee"...."Sir! i visibility is just 40 meter..what i will do after riding bike 40meters (offcourse after that nothing is visible ;))?????" "eh! really?? (scratching head..thinking about world after 40m)...ok ok ..take leave" "thanks Sir! (hehehe that was easy one)"..
..
well..i am eager to know about more wackiest ideas and excuses for such situation..anybody interested to tell then pls comment ;)
have a nice time!
Weekend Satire..
Evening FoLkS!
I was thinking of ways to reduce this wastage of time and precious resources (soap, water etc)..i stumbled upon few ideas like,
a) In winters we can afford to use and reuse shirts for around 5-6 times (who is gonna check that what you are wearing inside sweater/jacket ;))...but what about trousers?
b) Light colored shirts cant be wore after 2-3 times of its usage..but we have to wash it after that..is there any ways out to conserve precious resources??? Dying of shirts can be one option, or we can simply dip them in dark blue color or black one to increase their usage.
c) Now dark colored shirts can be used at least 5-6 times (in extreme cases 9-10) but what about bad odor emerging from them??? Is there any shirt-freshener available so as to save water and other resources?? I 'DeO-FiEd' my shirt once but again it used a scarce resource called DeO. DeO is powerful water-saver so its inefficient use can lead to people die by scarcity of water in areas like Rajasthan and southern states which keep fighting on river issues..so we cant afford that..so what can be other ways??
d) I don’t think jeans should be washed at all..the more dirtier they are, the more funky they will be..its latest fashion trend. :P
e) You may wish to change trouser next day only when your fellow colleagues are sick of noticing you in same trouser everyday and when they are on verge of escalating this thing.
f) Socks, handkerchiefs can be washed after 9-10 usage. You will feel really good when u will see dirt emerging out of them while washing. The more is the dirt the more happier u will be. i am sure all of you want only happiness as much as possible.
I am short of ideas. You can leave more ideas in as comments. Good ideas can be mailed to me also..
Have a nice time!
Well this weekend was not so special. it was usual one like sleeping little late...i mean till 11 or 12 and then reading newspaper till 1 or 2 or till when you feel hungry. I overslept then read newspaper till 2 (though I waked up at 10, ate brkfast and again slept). Then had chitchats with frnds on cell and usual bakar with roomy till 5. Biggest achievement was washing of dirty cloths inventory (maintaining of inventory of 15 days dirty cloths is usual practice. hope all bachelors will be agree with me)..
I was thinking of ways to reduce this wastage of time and precious resources (soap, water etc)..i stumbled upon few ideas like,
a) In winters we can afford to use and reuse shirts for around 5-6 times (who is gonna check that what you are wearing inside sweater/jacket ;))...but what about trousers?
b) Light colored shirts cant be wore after 2-3 times of its usage..but we have to wash it after that..is there any ways out to conserve precious resources??? Dying of shirts can be one option, or we can simply dip them in dark blue color or black one to increase their usage.
c) Now dark colored shirts can be used at least 5-6 times (in extreme cases 9-10) but what about bad odor emerging from them??? Is there any shirt-freshener available so as to save water and other resources?? I 'DeO-FiEd' my shirt once but again it used a scarce resource called DeO. DeO is powerful water-saver so its inefficient use can lead to people die by scarcity of water in areas like Rajasthan and southern states which keep fighting on river issues..so we cant afford that..so what can be other ways??
d) I don’t think jeans should be washed at all..the more dirtier they are, the more funky they will be..its latest fashion trend. :P
e) You may wish to change trouser next day only when your fellow colleagues are sick of noticing you in same trouser everyday and when they are on verge of escalating this thing.
f) Socks, handkerchiefs can be washed after 9-10 usage. You will feel really good when u will see dirt emerging out of them while washing. The more is the dirt the more happier u will be. i am sure all of you want only happiness as much as possible.
I am short of ideas. You can leave more ideas in as comments. Good ideas can be mailed to me also..
Have a nice time!
Aur kya chal raha hai???
Aur kya chal raha hai????
FoLks,
you might have heard this question many time, especially in chat conversations and many times in personal talks also..let me tell you this become one of the most difficult question when nothing new is going on in your stupid life and nothing is so special to tell.whenever i talk with my friends this question is being hurled at regular intervals..and frankly there is nothing to say almost all times that what’s going on..same story with all bachelors in their 20s, living far from family and sharing flat with other busy/moron frnds..
for example, read the below conversation:
----
Guy1: hey dude! How are you doing?
Guy2: me fine yar. All is good..aur kya chal raha hai? (ball in another court)
Guy1: just doing nothing, no work..cloths washing done..you tell kya chal raha hai??? (Hit back..now in original court)
Guy2: me in home..yesterday i watched xyz movie and it was really worse
Guy1: oh! is it? i wont see it :) ..aur kya chal raha hai??? (Ball again in another court)
Guy2: (clueless, speechless, and wordless)
-----
Hope this conversation is quite familiar ;) What shall we say next time when we hear "aur kya chal raha hai???" :)
by the way...folks, kya chal raha hai???
Gudday!
FoLks,
you might have heard this question many time, especially in chat conversations and many times in personal talks also..let me tell you this become one of the most difficult question when nothing new is going on in your stupid life and nothing is so special to tell.whenever i talk with my friends this question is being hurled at regular intervals..and frankly there is nothing to say almost all times that what’s going on..same story with all bachelors in their 20s, living far from family and sharing flat with other busy/moron frnds..
for example, read the below conversation:
----
Guy1: hey dude! How are you doing?
Guy2: me fine yar. All is good..aur kya chal raha hai? (ball in another court)
Guy1: just doing nothing, no work..cloths washing done..you tell kya chal raha hai??? (Hit back..now in original court)
Guy2: me in home..yesterday i watched xyz movie and it was really worse
Guy1: oh! is it? i wont see it :) ..aur kya chal raha hai??? (Ball again in another court)
Guy2: (clueless, speechless, and wordless)
-----
Hope this conversation is quite familiar ;) What shall we say next time when we hear "aur kya chal raha hai???" :)
by the way...folks, kya chal raha hai???
Gudday!
Chakaachak-Jhakaajhak :D
FoLks,
I saw a movie few weeks back. its name was 'Run'...yeah old one starting Abhishek and Bhoomika..well their acting was ok ok types with bro of gal chasing Abhishek mindlessly after he came to know out that his sis is in love with a 'Not-So-ImPoRtAnT-AnD-RiCh" guy.
Movie was good with Abhishek beating 13-14 "Mushtande-Kindo" baddies with one punch flattening each one on ground (i was wondering whether ‘Abhishek’ name should be Mr. STEEL in movie, as not even baseball clubs or bats were doing anything to him...kinda made of superman stuff) only end up to know that at end Bhoomika did some magic on dead-looking Abhishek (he was beaten by 15-16 'GuNdAs-MaWaALi-Chamches' of her bro by iron spades, bats etc) by saying "uth ja jaanu! uth re $#@@! ...and take me away from my #%$#% bro" and then he rises like a pheonix and there comes "Waat-lagification" of her bro scene by our superhero Abhishek. Bro accept defeat and hand over the gal to guy with "Ja-Ri-GuDiYa-RaNi" kindo expression on his face.
But that’s not the fun part, there was fine comedy by the comedian in that movie (i forget his name but i remember that he was caught with Cocaine in some Arab country few years back in real).
there was a scene of that comedian when he end up on road in a long woman skirt on his body(and nothing else) with no luggage, apart from his one Kidney (taken away by thieves and quacks) and there he was throwing mud in the same Fatichar-haalat on the "Welcome-To-Delhi" board at roadside..and cursing "jab hum aaye the to chakaachak the aur ab jhakaajhak ho gaye hai $%#%$#". Where the chakaachak represents good condition and jhakaajhak representing kindo worse situation.
Now this "chakaachak-jhakaajhak" has become one of the commonly used expressions in my flat with me and my roomy using it extensively...check out few examples,
---
Me: hey! What happened to your nose dude?
Roomy: yaar main flat main aaya to chakaachak tha, pair fisal gaya aur muhh ke bal gir gaya to jhakaajhak ho gaya :(
---
Me: why you are having stomach pain bro?
Roomy: eat the food cooked by our cook, khaate hi jhakaajhak ho jaoge..it got at least a KG of chilly
Me: damn! %$#%#%
---
Roomy: why you are shivering horribly like this dude? Why face is red???
Me: yaar Geyser is not working in bathroom. Bathroom main gaya tha to chakaachak tha..chilled water daalte hi jhaakaajhak ho gaya :(( [when i went to bath i was chakaachak and as soon as i started bathing i got jhakaajhak]
Roomy: he he he i know Delhi is having temperature below 3 these days :D
---
FoLks, these are few fine examples from my household ;) When I started typing this blog i was chakaachak..now my head has become jhakaajhak so me going for tea now..
Good Day!
I saw a movie few weeks back. its name was 'Run'...yeah old one starting Abhishek and Bhoomika..well their acting was ok ok types with bro of gal chasing Abhishek mindlessly after he came to know out that his sis is in love with a 'Not-So-ImPoRtAnT-AnD-RiCh" guy.
Movie was good with Abhishek beating 13-14 "Mushtande-Kindo" baddies with one punch flattening each one on ground (i was wondering whether ‘Abhishek’ name should be Mr. STEEL in movie, as not even baseball clubs or bats were doing anything to him...kinda made of superman stuff) only end up to know that at end Bhoomika did some magic on dead-looking Abhishek (he was beaten by 15-16 'GuNdAs-MaWaALi-Chamches' of her bro by iron spades, bats etc) by saying "uth ja jaanu! uth re $#@@! ...and take me away from my #%$#% bro" and then he rises like a pheonix and there comes "Waat-lagification" of her bro scene by our superhero Abhishek. Bro accept defeat and hand over the gal to guy with "Ja-Ri-GuDiYa-RaNi" kindo expression on his face.
But that’s not the fun part, there was fine comedy by the comedian in that movie (i forget his name but i remember that he was caught with Cocaine in some Arab country few years back in real).
there was a scene of that comedian when he end up on road in a long woman skirt on his body(and nothing else) with no luggage, apart from his one Kidney (taken away by thieves and quacks) and there he was throwing mud in the same Fatichar-haalat on the "Welcome-To-Delhi" board at roadside..and cursing "jab hum aaye the to chakaachak the aur ab jhakaajhak ho gaye hai $%#%$#". Where the chakaachak represents good condition and jhakaajhak representing kindo worse situation.
Now this "chakaachak-jhakaajhak" has become one of the commonly used expressions in my flat with me and my roomy using it extensively...check out few examples,
---
Me: hey! What happened to your nose dude?
Roomy: yaar main flat main aaya to chakaachak tha, pair fisal gaya aur muhh ke bal gir gaya to jhakaajhak ho gaya :(
---
Me: why you are having stomach pain bro?
Roomy: eat the food cooked by our cook, khaate hi jhakaajhak ho jaoge..it got at least a KG of chilly
Me: damn! %$#%#%
---
Roomy: why you are shivering horribly like this dude? Why face is red???
Me: yaar Geyser is not working in bathroom. Bathroom main gaya tha to chakaachak tha..chilled water daalte hi jhaakaajhak ho gaya :(( [when i went to bath i was chakaachak and as soon as i started bathing i got jhakaajhak]
Roomy: he he he i know Delhi is having temperature below 3 these days :D
---
FoLks, these are few fine examples from my household ;) When I started typing this blog i was chakaachak..now my head has become jhakaajhak so me going for tea now..
Good Day!
Few Thoughts about Tata Nano..
Dear FoLkS,
Recently I have read about the Tata Nano. a beautiful, cute small car, meant for family of 4 (now the general size of a typical Indian family). Its design and engineering is the end result of 500 talented engineers at Tata Moters after continuous testing and research of four years..well this is not the statement which touched me lot, what touched me is the beautiful thought of its chief architect, Mr Ratan Tata.
in his own words,
"Two-wheelers — with the father driving, the elder child standing in front and the wife behind holding a baby — is very much the norm in this country. In that form two-wheelers are a relatively unsafe mode of transporting a family" (Source: www.tata.com).
Folks! now think about the plight caused to this family while traveling in rains or scorching summers...how unsafe and inconvenient it is for that small baby or child...just think
its not the design/looks of car that interested me, as there are hell lot of cars coming in India having much nice looks and features but its the affordability of car for millions of small-medium income families in India which interested me a lot.
Now so called "environmentalist" are coming up (apart from those many celebrities, "traffic-pollution" conscious personalities, elitist (huh? blaaady $%#%@#@&)) that such car will wreck havoc on roads (congestion, pollution & stuff) but these so called conscious ppl travel in fuel guzzling SUVs, MUVs, blah-blah-UVs then these ppl don’t think about environment?
Congestion on roads and pollution are very minor issues which can be addressed by will of government and private enterprises. Development of new roads, broadening of roads after removing illeagal encroachers are some of the effective ways apart from developing of efficient and safe public transportation systems like Metros, local railways, HCBS (high-capacity bus system) so as to provide safe travel to small-medium income families. Development of car like Nano will only act as catalyst for construction of these public transport systems. Nano will empower many segments by providing "personal-mobility" and will revolutionize the lifes of many.
This car will also give birth to many changes, think about traveling to anywhere by Nano-Autos rather than usual black-yellow autos. News like single son or loving daughter driving bike/scooty got killed after getting skidded in rain or other type of accident will come down by at least 90-95%. Think about the pain a family goes through when their full-grown son/daughter got killed in a road accident..
Comments/feedbacks are always invited..
Recently I have read about the Tata Nano. a beautiful, cute small car, meant for family of 4 (now the general size of a typical Indian family). Its design and engineering is the end result of 500 talented engineers at Tata Moters after continuous testing and research of four years..well this is not the statement which touched me lot, what touched me is the beautiful thought of its chief architect, Mr Ratan Tata.
in his own words,
"Two-wheelers — with the father driving, the elder child standing in front and the wife behind holding a baby — is very much the norm in this country. In that form two-wheelers are a relatively unsafe mode of transporting a family" (Source: www.tata.com).
Folks! now think about the plight caused to this family while traveling in rains or scorching summers...how unsafe and inconvenient it is for that small baby or child...just think
its not the design/looks of car that interested me, as there are hell lot of cars coming in India having much nice looks and features but its the affordability of car for millions of small-medium income families in India which interested me a lot.
Now so called "environmentalist" are coming up (apart from those many celebrities, "traffic-pollution" conscious personalities, elitist (huh? blaaady $%#%@#@&)) that such car will wreck havoc on roads (congestion, pollution & stuff) but these so called conscious ppl travel in fuel guzzling SUVs, MUVs, blah-blah-UVs then these ppl don’t think about environment?
Congestion on roads and pollution are very minor issues which can be addressed by will of government and private enterprises. Development of new roads, broadening of roads after removing illeagal encroachers are some of the effective ways apart from developing of efficient and safe public transportation systems like Metros, local railways, HCBS (high-capacity bus system) so as to provide safe travel to small-medium income families. Development of car like Nano will only act as catalyst for construction of these public transport systems. Nano will empower many segments by providing "personal-mobility" and will revolutionize the lifes of many.
This car will also give birth to many changes, think about traveling to anywhere by Nano-Autos rather than usual black-yellow autos. News like single son or loving daughter driving bike/scooty got killed after getting skidded in rain or other type of accident will come down by at least 90-95%. Think about the pain a family goes through when their full-grown son/daughter got killed in a road accident..
Comments/feedbacks are always invited..
Saturday, February 2, 2008
one of the most fresh PJ :D
2 Pyaaz
3 Lahsunn
5 gm Zeera
3 kaali mirch
2 spoon namak
4 spoon oil
1 cup water
aur thoda sa Hara dhaniyaa
Pata hai hum kya banaa rahe hai???????????
APKO ULLU...Wo bhi Swaadanusaar :P
3 Lahsunn
5 gm Zeera
3 kaali mirch
2 spoon namak
4 spoon oil
1 cup water
aur thoda sa Hara dhaniyaa
Pata hai hum kya banaa rahe hai???????????
APKO ULLU...Wo bhi Swaadanusaar :P
Relationships..
(Source: Internet)
A girl and her husband were crossing a flimsy bridge.
The girl was kind of scared so she asked her Husband , "Please let me hold your hand so that I don't fall into the river."
The Husband said, "No, Let me hold your hand."
"What's the difference?" asked the puzzled girl. "There's a big difference," replied the Husband.
"If you hold my hand and something happens to you, chances are that you may let your hand go. But if I hold your hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, I will never let my hand go."
In any relationship, the essence of trust is in its bond. So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold yours.
Abhishek speaks: well.. i dont like copy paste stuff...but last statement really touched me..
A girl and her husband were crossing a flimsy bridge.
The girl was kind of scared so she asked her Husband , "Please let me hold your hand so that I don't fall into the river."
The Husband said, "No, Let me hold your hand."
"What's the difference?" asked the puzzled girl. "There's a big difference," replied the Husband.
"If you hold my hand and something happens to you, chances are that you may let your hand go. But if I hold your hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, I will never let my hand go."
In any relationship, the essence of trust is in its bond. So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold yours.
Abhishek speaks: well.. i dont like copy paste stuff...but last statement really touched me..
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