Weekend Satire..

Evening FoLkS!

Well this weekend was not so special. it was usual one like sleeping little late...i mean till 11 or 12 and then reading newspaper till 1 or 2 or till when you feel hungry. I overslept then read newspaper till 2 (though I waked up at 10, ate brkfast and again slept). Then had chitchats with frnds on cell and usual bakar with roomy till 5. Biggest achievement was washing of dirty cloths inventory (maintaining of inventory of 15 days dirty cloths is usual practice. hope all bachelors will be agree with me)..

I was thinking of ways to reduce this wastage of time and precious resources (soap, water etc)..i stumbled upon few ideas like,


a) In winters we can afford to use and reuse shirts for around 5-6 times (who is gonna check that what you are wearing inside sweater/jacket ;))...but what about trousers?


b) Light colored shirts cant be wore after 2-3 times of its usage..but we have to wash it after that..is there any ways out to conserve precious resources??? Dying of shirts can be one option, or we can simply dip them in dark blue color or black one to increase their usage.


c) Now dark colored shirts can be used at least 5-6 times (in extreme cases 9-10) but what about bad odor emerging from them??? Is there any shirt-freshener available so as to save water and other resources?? I 'DeO-FiEd' my shirt once but again it used a scarce resource called DeO. DeO is powerful water-saver so its inefficient use can lead to people die by scarcity of water in areas like Rajasthan and southern states which keep fighting on river issues..so we cant afford that..so what can be other ways??


d) I don’t think jeans should be washed at all..the more dirtier they are, the more funky they will be..its latest fashion trend. :P


e) You may wish to change trouser next day only when your fellow colleagues are sick of noticing you in same trouser everyday and when they are on verge of escalating this thing.


f) Socks, handkerchiefs can be washed after 9-10 usage. You will feel really good when u will see dirt emerging out of them while washing. The more is the dirt the more happier u will be. i am sure all of you want only happiness as much as possible.


I am short of ideas. You can leave more ideas in as comments. Good ideas can be mailed to me also..




Have a nice time!