Winter Office Excuses :)

Dear FoLkS,

Today Gurgaon was under heavy fog and trust me nothing is visible after 45-50 meters, may be less apart from drastic fall in temprature. thanks to heavy snow in Shimla and Himachal area (around 3-4 degree in morning..may be less ;)). so i was not in mood to go office (today was sunday as well!!) as in that case i will have to leave my cozy and warm quilt and warm room thanks to the heater. so, i was thinking how can i escape going to office in future..i got few brilliant ideas:

1) "Sir!".."yeah tell me my dear reportee"..."Sir! all water froze!!! i cant brush! or forget bath cant even wash mouth..cant even go to bathroom..i need leave!!!" "eh huh... (what the hell this stupid is tellin)..well..fine my dear reportee.. enjoyy!" "Kewl (hehehe)"

2) "Sir!".."yes my dear reportee"...."Sir! i visibility is just 40 meter..what i will do after riding bike 40meters (offcourse after that nothing is visible ;))?????" "eh! really?? (scratching head..thinking about world after 40m)...ok ok ..take leave" "thanks Sir! (hehehe that was easy one)"..
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well..i am eager to know about more wackiest ideas and excuses for such situation..anybody interested to tell then pls comment ;)

have a nice time!